inbox;

[internalised]

"hey. this is harper. leave a message.

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[misterdoctorstrange]

In the meantime I'll picture it perfectly.

[internalised]

I don't know how you do it, but you manage to take perfectly filthy things and make them sweet.

[misterdoctorstrange]

Well I can't take perfectly sweet things and make them filthy any better than you can so I had to pick something else.

[internalised]

I mean, I AM pretty good at that, aren't I? I think that's why we work so well together.

[misterdoctorstrange]

Because you force me to be sweet instead of filthy?

[internalised]

Because one of us has to be sweet. I think we both know that's not me.

[misterdoctorstrange]

At least not in public.

[internalised]

What have I done lately that's sweet?

[misterdoctorstrange]

You’re always thoughtful when it comes to me

[internalised]

Liesssss.

[ she's mostly kidding. ]

[misterdoctorstrange]

Maybe I need to start keeping a record?

Maybe make an Insta account for it.

[internalised]

Please. Do you even know how to make an Instagram account?

[ she's calling you old, stephen. ]

[misterdoctorstrange]

Of course.

It's where I put videos that are too long for Tik Tok.

[internalised]

You are ridiculous. What would you even put on Tik Tok?

[misterdoctorstrange]

The #ShoeChallenge of course

[internalised]

You are ridiculous. You're just googling all of this right now aren't you?

[misterdoctorstrange]

Absolutely not. Tom Brady has an account and he hasn’t even saved the world.

[internalised]

If you're actually serious this changes my whole outlook on you as a person.

[misterdoctorstrange]

I have hidden depths I'll have you know.

[internalised]

Oh, undoubtedly.

If this is legit I want usernames now. I need to see this for myself.

[misterdoctorstrange]

tombrady is his handle

Not very creative I know

Mine however is masterofthemysticarts

[internalised]

You KNOW I just meant yours. Dork.

[ yes. she just called stephen strange a dork. ]

[misterdoctorstrange]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[He's heard worse. Also enjoy that channel because it's him doing silly tik tok challenges completely straight faced with magic included.]

[internalised]

How are you even real? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

[misterdoctorstrange]

You don't spend much time on social media then, obviously.